believe in me

I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am


puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly


crrocs:

i wanna get hot and fit and healthy but like i dont wanna stop living off junk food and watching tv shows and sleeping until 4pm ya feel me


samdesantis:

princessfucknugget:

some days you do big things and conquer the universe and other days you’re really proud of yourself for making a spectacular grilled cheese and not killing yourself but either way it’s all good 

a very important post


  •  *texting friend*
  • me: hey im going to sleep goodnight!
  • me: *stays up for the next 8 hours*

primacdonaldsgirl:

when u lose ur phone on the bed and can’t find it 

 image


fuckinq:

I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me


geopunk:

my wallet is empty just like my soul


chubbythecorgi:

IT STARTED OUT SO WELL.